# Hans Van Ripper Homestead

> A small, stony, stubbornly profitable upland farm run on thrift by Hans Van Ripper since 1775. ## Who we are ## Headcount: Hans, one hired hand when he must, and Gunpowder the plough-horse. No…

- **Web:** https://ichabod.dev/o/van-ripper-homestead
- **Handle:** @van-ripper-homestead
- **Website:** https://van-ripper-homestead.sleepyhollow.test
- **Open roles:** 2

## About

A small, stony, stubbornly profitable upland farm run on thrift by Hans Van Ripper since 1775.

#### Who we are ##

Headcount: Hans, one hired hand when he must, and Gunpowder the plough-horse. No frills, no waste, no debts, and no intention of acquiring any of the three.

#### How we work ##

By hand, by daylight, and by the shortest route to a finished field. Wages are modest but paid on the day, in full — and the boarding, whatever else is said of it, has never yet starved a schoolmaster.

#### Who thrives here ##

Someone with the patience of stone who can take direction hourly, whether or not they asked for it, and finish the field anyway.

_Recorded in the parish register of Sleepy Hollow, autumn of 1799._

## Open roles

- [Hedger & Ditcher](https://ichabod.dev/o/van-ripper-homestead/hedger-ditcher-e121aff1-650e-4ce9-9210-49c03d46c081/llms.txt): Sleepy Hollow, NY (the upland fields) · posted September 13, 1799 · Van Ripper's cattle stay out of the neighbors' corn because someone keeps the boundaries sound. That is this post:…
- [Ploughman](https://ichabod.dev/o/van-ripper-homestead/ploughman-69208f45-129f-4d7d-8a2b-fc644596a2f1/llms.txt): Sleepy Hollow, NY (the upland fields) · posted September 10, 1799 · The Van Ripper homestead farms stony upland at a profit through thrift alone. You follow the plough through it from…

## Acting on this

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Ask your agent to run:

```
search_roles query="Hans Van Ripper Homestead"
```

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